Ashlee Simpson

World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.

The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.

by 1.8T October 28, 2004

asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009

aaleeyah

she is a girl that can anything wen she puts her mind to it she is the baddest bitch thing she dark haired and detriment she is a savage she makes good grade and will fuck you up if you mess with her friends but she is shy at first but then you have to be prepare for the after she is gorgeous.

omg have you seen aaleeyah....

by lovejoyhopelife May 18, 2018

ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

Ashlee

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's funny and smart, very cute and can set your heart on fire with just a look or a light touch. She's super hot and makes everyone jealous with her good looks. You won't be able to get her off your mind. Once you've had ashlee there is nothing better.

Person 1: See that girl over there? I can't get her out of my head!
Person 2: yeah her names ashlee

by CheeseHoe. March 7, 2011

Ashlee

Ashlee is the best person you can meet and is very Beautiful and fun to be around. She is very lovable and if you find her dont let go of her you will make a bad decision.

Gyann: Hey have you seen Ashlee?
Jensi: Yeah she is Awesome!

by Derpyturtleman June 18, 2017