Arsany

An African Jew-like squirrel with the sole purpose of mating with other squirrels and robbing them of their nuts. He is no ordinary squirrel. He takes the forms of a pigeon, a monkey, and a human. He likes to sit patiently by his master's window until he arrives with his peanuts. Arsany may be found in Egypt and America. However, the Arsany found in America is so evil that he cheats at whatever video game he plays. If you find this Arsany, be sure to capture it and sell it to any Egyptian household. They will pay a great deal of money for his praised intellect.

"Hi tunt, can I borrow Arsany to do my math homework?"
"Sure Johnny, just be sure to bring him back by 10".

by themonster13 January 11, 2013

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Artanica

The newly formed continent. A chunk of a glacier broke off of Greenland, and it drifted to eventually bind with Fiji and North Vietnam. This new land mass became the eighth continent.
Artanica's government is a Capitalist-Communist-Republic, ruled by a King. They will hold the Olympics in 2042.

Phil: I am going to go kill some gooks.
Joe: You can't, thats Artanica now.

by Nickolie July 3, 2008

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Armstance

The length your arm must be extended to read something properly

With every year my armstance is getting greater.

by Leohansen December 21, 2019

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d'artangneon

One of the best guys you'll ever know. He may be goofy at times, but he'll stick with you through thick and thin. Don't piss him off because he's a very determined person. He'll make your life a living hell.

Guy #1: Dude did you see what happened to Mike
Guy #2: Yea he pissed off D'Artangneon and no one has seen him
D'Artangneon: He should've kept his mouth closed.

by Namtih February 1, 2018

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