Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

Ard

Ard is a adjective that describe things that are similar to a Aardvark. It can be used as a insult, saying someone is as ugly as a Aardvark. It can be used to describe a situation, meaning that's about as interesting as a Aardvark. It can be used to address a minority, as in, about as many people know about Aardvarks as you.

"thats such a ard thing to say..."
"what, are you a ard or something?"
"ard"

by ard_ard November 24, 2018

'ard

someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.

Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!

by KDK <3<3 May 30, 2018

Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019

‘Ard

Scott brown in the football pitch

Jesus broony’s looking ‘ard

by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020

Ard

Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.

Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."

Friend 2: "Ard."

Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"

by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020

Ard

A way of saying tuff in UK

Oh he’s ard (oh he’s tuff)

by UrLocal6373628273 June 3, 2020