Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

ARD

ARD strives to uncover the mysteries and threats that terrorize the border daily. ARD works tirelessly to research, document, and learn about infections and anomalies spotted in the AEGIS facility, as well as ensuring the health of individuals in the facility at all times. They are responsible for handling infections such as HC-191-B or CZ-131-A, and researching new ones using our state-of-the-art labs. They are responsible for the marvels in technology, such as the PKSF or numerous documents like the Infection Guidelines.

1. "ARD is responsible for the technologies used by those in AEGIS facilities."
2. "To get into ARD, you must be the rank of Senior Operative or higher."

by AEGIS07 July 29, 2021

'ard

someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.

Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!

by KDK <3<3 May 30, 2018

Ard

A way of saying tuff in UK

Oh he’s ard (oh he’s tuff)

by UrLocal6373628273 June 3, 2020

ard

NOT ORIGINATED FROM PHILLY. But used as a slang for “alright”

p1- i’m about to run the the store
p2- ard

by madpersonfrombaltimore August 3, 2022

Ardelis

Ardelis is big hearted, smart, and a smart ass. Tells it how it is. She may be shy but she really isn’t. You want an Ardelis in your life. She will treat you like royalty wether you’ve been friends for hours or friends for years. She can be chill or the life of the part. Everyone needs one in their life.

Let’s go visit Ardelis this weekend.

by Zeusmann November 23, 2021

Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern

"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"

by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020