Apricrotch

An alternative insult to the popular "fire crotch".

Oh god, I got drunk last night and hooked up with this hot chick from the bar. Then when I woke up I realized I'd slept with an apricrotch, gross.

by extravirgin March 2, 2010

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

apriscott

a man dips his testicles into a jar of fruit preservatives, preferably apricot, to allow his lady friend the pleasure of indulging in the delicious oral cleansing of the fruitastic testicles

Scott & Sarah went on a picnic and had enough extra preservatives for an apriscott.

by Captain Pirate June 13, 2011

apricottie.com

A place where happiness and fruitiness is created.

Apricottie.com: Yall better get me on the f*cking urban dictionary or I’m gonna throw hands with you, okay?
Person: okay.
Apricottie.com: get me on the mother f*cking urban dictionary right the f*ck-
Person: I’ll do it.
Apricottie.com: that sounds so mean I’m sorry kabeksuwb I’m being aggressive ahh-

by Paddybee July 9, 2021

appricots

south jersey slang word for marijuana

"yo these appricots are amazing dude."
"i know maustin sells the best shit right

by appricotadvocate November 22, 2010

apricor

you either just put apricor for fun or meant Capricorn, as in the Zodiac Sign.

Either than that have a good day.

Person 1: are you an apricor?
Person 2: im about to end this guys whole career.

by Ehetenandayo July 13, 2021

Apricate

It means on point

Accurate

Apricate Rei

by ReiK January 4, 2020