appositives

Creatures who inhabit the dense forests of North America and High School literature books, in search of lazy students and grammtical errors. Though, they carry out their grim duties will a smile on their face. Always.

I was nearly slain by a rabid appositive, but Mr. Voltaire beat it with a club before it's sharp-fanged smile tore me to shreads. I'll definitely complete my homework from now on!

by Eibba July 3, 2005

zozo appointment

An arrangement a woman makes with a partner to receive fellatio.

I don't want you playing with my pussy like it's a violin or a flute, I want you to get in there and eat it like a buffet. That's what the Zozo appointment is for.

by Zozoappointment December 8, 2018

appomattox

A random ass town in the middle of nowhere, the only reason it is known is because of the war of Yankees and nigga lovers, the schools are populated with a bunch of hillbilly bucks and about half black people who just wanna make it in football

I went to Appomattox for vacation.

by Dirtydickscrabshack October 4, 2018

Appoholic

When a person is addicted to downloading apps, mostly useless apps that they use once or twice and then forget about. Most common with little kids who own iPads and tablets.

Person 1: Why do you have so many apps on your phone?? A Spiderman voice changer app?? Seriously??
Person 2: Don't judge me, I'll use it someday.
Person 1: I think you're an appoholic man.

by MADDOG5910 June 21, 2014

Appocalypse

1. The sheer overload of readily available "apps" that are now flooding the iPhone and iPod Touch markets.

2. The cleverly titled Penny Arcade comic strip for February 5th, 2010.

Guy: Dude, how many apps do you have on your iPhone? Do you even need that many?

Guy 2: I don't know. I don't even remember downloading most of these.

Guy: Everybody's going nuts. It's the freaking appocalypse.

by Ginsbot February 7, 2010

booty appointment

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.

Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.

by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012

appocalypse

When an app you have come to depend on stops working such that you can't get it to work again for the life of you. An appocalypse can be so brutal that it may result in your spending great sums of money on a new device that can run the (most likely free) app you have gotten so addicted to.

A: "Oh no! Candy Crush is no longer working on my iPod! Now what am I supposed to do with my life???"

B: "Maybe it's not too late to stop this appocalypse in its tracks! Try updating the OS and then reinstalling the app!"

by minagica June 25, 2015