applesauce

the feeling of being an apple that was left on the tree when all the rest were harvested and then picked only to be put in a jar as applesauce.

He makes me feel like applesauce

Today i feel really applesauce

by hmmmcheerioslala September 3, 2020

Getting applesauced

Taking a direct hit to the Adam's apple making it feel like it's been turned to sauce

Man that guy was getting applesauced

in that fight last night he could barely even speak today

by Mzavy August 9, 2016

Pop my applesauce

Intense sexual intercourse with the top of an apple sauce jar, which makes the incredibly orgasmic popping sound and gives you the feeling of popping a cherry

Steve is going to pop my applesauce tonight.

by Erasercapnow October 24, 2017

Mott's Applesauce

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.

Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"

by pizzahut_somalia February 7, 2018

Bananas in her applesauce

Crazy; bonkers; wild and impulsive.

Did you hear that Mandy quit her job, sold all her stuff, and married a guy she met on tinder after knowing him for only two weeks??

Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.

by Clark Marfington November 20, 2019

applebutter days

A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.

This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.

"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."

"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."

"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."

by grossgab May 31, 2009

Applesauce Tomato!

a term used to describe the random things you say while having sex with a woman that does not speak the same language.

applesauce tomato! applesauce tomato!" "que?

by shedontknow July 7, 2011