aerated

Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.

"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.

"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."

by Justine Jackson December 13, 2005

aparatzka

n. the act of blowing on someones stomach and making flatulent noises as it is done. Is commonly used as a form of torture towards young children and whiny girlfriends.

anna: NO! don't give me a babushka!!!
me: its aparatzka you cunt!
*FRRRRRRRRRT*
anna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

by nams2sa December 30, 2005

Aperture Science

Please note that this may include spoilers for the games Portal and/or Portal 2.

Aperture Science is a scientific research company founded by Cave Johnson. It was once called "Aperture Fixtures" but then named "Aperture Science Innovators" to make the shower company more hygienic. The company was actually focused more on science. Long story short, In 1998, the robot, GLaDOS, was turned on during the holiday, "Bring your daughter to work day". Unfortunately, GLaDOS became self-aware and filled the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin, killing the scientists. Aperture Science was closed and turned into testing area, run by GLaDOS.

Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us-- except the ones who are dead.

by Tactfulcore December 13, 2013

Apedrape

a mullet hair style. see also: camaro cut, 10-90, and hockey hair.

Look at the redneck with the apedrape driving that nova.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

AParanoia

The general panicy feeling felt by students taking AP classes in high school.

Amy: Jen, where's my psych book?? WHERE'S MY PSYCH BOOK??!!
Jen: Calm down; apparently those therapy sessions didn't help, you still have AParanoia.

by Sid Barrett October 30, 2008

aerator

Go to the definition that best fits your i.q. range.

under 60: a robot

60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself

80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn

aerator rentals. $50 per hour.

by sushiman09 October 1, 2005