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Antiquus Feminae

The cougar (Antiquus Feminae) was stalking me at the bar.
by taxatty June 14, 2010
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Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.
Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!
by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019
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Antiquitech

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1. A method of generating electricity through architectural means. Usually using magnets, geometry or water to gather static electricity or radio-waves.

2. Ancient highly advanced technology which was lost for an extended period of time.

Origin: A combination of Latin antiquus, anticus ‘former, ancient’, from ante ‘before’. And Greek, ‘systematic treatment’, tekhnē ‘art.
1. A radio antenna partially functions as a form of antiquitech.
by Wall-Rust September 2, 2021
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Antiques Roadblow

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.
I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow
by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010
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antiqued

Joe got antiqued yesterday.
by k-dizzle February 22, 2004
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attiquette

The protocol that AT&T subscribers use a minimum of five times per day when a call they are on is dropped. Of particular importance to iPhone 4.0 users.
It is common attiquette that upon realizing a call has been dropped, ONLY the original caller should attempt to re-establish the conversation, not the recipient of the original call. This is done so to avoid the situation where both callers repeatedly try to call one another only to be routed directly into each other's voicemail.
by Daylorb November 7, 2010
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antiquing

The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.
That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!!
by Patrick D November 19, 2002
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