Wise old anteater

A flaccid, uncircumcised penis.

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.

by AccidentalB June 09, 2011

Swedish Anteater

The act of slipping your penis into your friends drink when he leaves it unattended

Filip pulled a Swedish Anteater on Ryan's drink while he was away

by Bigboiii69 February 27, 2025

National Anteater Hate Day

The day where we burn, torment, and patronize the hell spawns called anteaters

“Hey dude its National Anteater Hate Day! Lets go burn some fuckers!”

by Ratacey March 12, 2021

Silky Anteater

Making someone deepthroat a dildo after orgasming on it. Silky Anteater Hanging From Tree if they're tied up at the time.

Dude Sara pegged me and gave me a Silky Anteater last night, it was great!

by SilkyAnteaterFan February 22, 2023

anteater style

Tongue fucking in a very rapid manner in a completely straight motion while rolling your tongue.

Bob: Bruce tongue-fucked the shit out of Janice last night.

Tom: You mean they did it anteater style?

by Unposp December 04, 2016

Good Anteater Pisane

Good Anteater Pisane, shortened to GAP,An Italian man who has his foreskin

Hey Vinny, you hear Tommy Cutlets over there is a Good Anteater Pisane (GAP)

by Menamedonald December 15, 2023

Anteater

The worst animal to ever exist. The antichrist on earth. Fuck anteaters.

I fucking hate anteaters, with there stupid ahh noses and there sticky ahh 60cm long tongues. Like who the fuck needs 60cm of tounge? Greedy fucking anteaters taking all of the tongue for themselves. And they always look so happy, eating there stupid fucking ants, i could go to a 3 michelin star restaurant and still not be as happy as an anteater with its stupid fucking ants. I hope they go extinct real soon, the sight of an anteater makes me fucking sick.

by casual_moth November 28, 2023