An American has so many flaws it would be easier to name whats good about them, an American can stop a bullet with their body fat, this is why guns are so common there
Tim: did you hear that filthy American Kyle took a bullet and walked away unscratched?
Adam: looks like severe obesity is good for something after all!
Tim: no hes still got to pay the medical bills for that heart attack from last week
Adam: looks like severe obesity is good for something after all!
Tim: no hes still got to pay the medical bills for that heart attack from last week
by anonymous November 2, 2020
Get the Americanmug. Someone born in the U.S. or just on the continent. Someone who is very open to every race of human that is willing to die for America and it's beliefs. The greatest people from all over the world are gathered here in unison. Me myself coming from Dublin I have grown very fond of this country and all it stands for. Accepting my family and giving us the chance to live in true freedom. I have friends from Asia, russia, ukraine, south american and ireland also. This is the country where I belong and the country I will die for.
by Kie March 10, 2004
Get the Americanmug. Denotation: Someone living in the Americas, North or South, more commonly refering to those in the US.
Conotation(neg):arrogant, proud (of nothing), stupid, hick, redneck, bible thumpers, etc
Conotation(pos):hardworking, proud (of their actions), loyal, dedicated, etc
Conotation(neutral): god-fearing, christian, melting-pot-people, etc
Native
The "first nations", the only 'true' Americans, as they where the original 'owners' of the land.
Note: First Nations did not have a concept of ownership regarding land. I think.
Modern
Stereotypically: loud, arrogant, proud(in the 7 deadly sins fashion for all you christians), lacking in intelligence, etc
In reality: A nation of people, some live up to the stereotype, some don't, some live up to the american dream, that is: work hard, but alot of stuff and you'll be happy, but not all. The American culture is a loose conglameration of many different cultures, centering on european cultures because of the "melting pot" philosophy
To those of you who dislike America, think of this: Hypocrisy is to tote beleifs you yourself do not have, to say all americans are arrogant, stupid, proud is itself and arrogant, stupid and proud notion. Thus you either think these actions are great or are a hypocrite.
Americans do love their country, even with it's faults, but don't most of us love our country of origin? And don't all countries have faults?
Conotation(neg):arrogant, proud (of nothing), stupid, hick, redneck, bible thumpers, etc
Conotation(pos):hardworking, proud (of their actions), loyal, dedicated, etc
Conotation(neutral): god-fearing, christian, melting-pot-people, etc
Native
The "first nations", the only 'true' Americans, as they where the original 'owners' of the land.
Note: First Nations did not have a concept of ownership regarding land. I think.
Modern
Stereotypically: loud, arrogant, proud(in the 7 deadly sins fashion for all you christians), lacking in intelligence, etc
In reality: A nation of people, some live up to the stereotype, some don't, some live up to the american dream, that is: work hard, but alot of stuff and you'll be happy, but not all. The American culture is a loose conglameration of many different cultures, centering on european cultures because of the "melting pot" philosophy
To those of you who dislike America, think of this: Hypocrisy is to tote beleifs you yourself do not have, to say all americans are arrogant, stupid, proud is itself and arrogant, stupid and proud notion. Thus you either think these actions are great or are a hypocrite.
Americans do love their country, even with it's faults, but don't most of us love our country of origin? And don't all countries have faults?
by Patrick Y. September 25, 2005
Get the Americanmug. by FoldTheBald December 1, 2020
Get the Americanmug. Burger lovin, arrogant slappin, ape like creatures that live under rocks and can often be seen swimming out to see to catch mermaids.
European: Look at dat american, he be swimming like a flid
Other European: Let's entice him with some KFC.
European: Hot damn! Dude.
Other European: Bet he be swimmin for Europe to try and sell some shite.
Other European: You stick your foot on his head and drown dat yank
European: Hot Diggity! You bet dude
Other European: Let's entice him with some KFC.
European: Hot damn! Dude.
Other European: Bet he be swimmin for Europe to try and sell some shite.
Other European: You stick your foot on his head and drown dat yank
European: Hot Diggity! You bet dude
by Jeff Clarke January 31, 2012
Get the Americanmug. Everyone from the western hemisphere who brag about having every single race in them especially the US. Like there is this American idiot who kept bragging that some of his family's relative were from Barbados, and he does not even know where Barbados is. I think he only heard Barbados from Rihanna's mouth. some Americans don't know where the rest of the world is. some just like this idiot even think Jerusalem is in the sky and the place where Jesus was born on earth is currently in Heaven.
by LouiseL3 January 15, 2010
Get the Americanmug. You go on and on about how Americans are so uneducated and can't do shit except shoot a gun, well, I want you to take a look at the entry you just wrote and kick yourself in the face for every error you've made. You make me sick. Ignorance should hurt. I live in the USA and I'm not a hardcore Christian, I'm agnostic. I don't own a gun. I am against gun violence as a matter of fact. I don't even own an american flag, don't see how I could stick one on my car. I don't go around eating a hamburger for every meal. And you hypocrites who say that the USA is full of close minded bible thumpers I want you to look at your entries. How many of you have actually met an American? ..Or are you just goig on past prejudices made by someone else? And about Bush? Not all of us voted for him. Not all of us wanted him in office. Don't pretend that the vote to get him in there was unanimous because that is far from the truth. Every country has there bible thumping, flag bearing, gun toting, fat son of a bitch. Don't pretend Americans are the only ones.
by lostaddict July 20, 2008
Get the Americanmug.