alzheimer

Verb. To forget a crucial detail.

„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“

„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“

by SwissNationalist March 12, 2025

Alzheimers

A disease where you forget everything and anything you have ever known

I have never made a definition for alzheimers so i will do it before i forget

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming June 3, 2022

Alzheimer’s

Michelle sterz

She is the literal definition of Alzheimer’s

by Samirraaae September 5, 2020

alzheimer

i forgor

what am i doing here lol i probably have alzheimer

by scarascumbag February 18, 2022

Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020

Alzheimic

Alzheimic - having characteristics of Alzheimer's Disease.

An Alzheimic civilization tends to not be aware that it is degrading in its Grand Narrative as a country, a region, a culture until it is supplanted by a successor.

by Deafdrummer June 3, 2021

Alzheimer's

martha where are my keys

Alzheimer's

There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary
There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary

There's nothing happening
I got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
nothing out the ordinary

by Wahhfff September 2, 2022