Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong

Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!

by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019

dairy allergy

What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it

Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy

by Ggeorge0703 April 4, 2022

Stay Allergy

This is a kind of allergy many Stays have. It includes symptoms of avoiding or hating the numbers 7 and 9.

A person with Stay Allergy shouted, "I don't wanna see the number 7. We're going straight for 8M and 10M next!"

by jejiho May 21, 2021

Corn allergy

A made-up condition supposedly prohibiting a person from ingesting food products that contain corn.

I don't like the nachos that my friend makes, so I'll just tell him that I have a corn allergy.

by Gotcha66 November 9, 2023

downing an allergy

to down and allergy is to drunkenly drink your friends semen unknowingly

“man i got so drunk at the party i downed an allergy” downing an allergy aka drinking someone’s nut

by confused antonym November 10, 2020

Allergy Terrors

A fit of loud sneezing that sounds and resembles night terrors but is brought on by severe allergies.

Is Marty OK? It sounds like he might have allergy terrors? He keep's yelling while he sneezes.

by zlion February 20, 2025

Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.

I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018