Alistair

This person is just too amazing for words. Alistair is above all, the best friend you could ever have. He is kind, the funniest person in the room, and an extremely talented artist. The second you need a friend or have something you are wanting, they are the first to do all he can to help! This person may require some extra reassurance or care because he may have had many past experiences that still affect him today. But if you are to be kind and loving to Alistair, he is sure to be an even better friend back! Cherish this person, for they deserve the world. Alistair is needed and makes everyday better by just being him. But be aware, if you hurt Alistair, his many friends will destroy you with all the power they can. Don't underestimate him either. Alistair can surprise you with how intelligent and artistic he is. Don't take these for granted. If you befriend an Alistair, take care of them like a porcelain doll.

We are going to take some chocolate chip cookies to Alistair!

by XinlovewithlenaX November 21, 2021

Alistair Tusar

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

Alistair

this dude kinda smells

person 1: omg can you smell that?

person 2: on god, it there must be an Alistair around.

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

Alistair

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?

Do you see that guy, Alistair? He's a Giga Giga Chad.

Yo Alistair, sign my dick!

by Not Alistair March 4, 2022

Alistair

Alistair, just a fed really

Look at that Alistair..
Yeah, defo a fed.

by BossmanDan December 15, 2020

Alistair

Named derived from Alexander. Usually works in finance and loves sports. Great fun but can be grumpy when work gets busy.

yo that Alistair is great fun

by Frecnh express June 30, 2020

Faraseo Alistair

is a gender neutral name that generally means, loyalty, consistency, sincerity, and maturity. Those who carry thy name possess great ability of correct and proper judgments. Faraseo's are good planners, straightforward and honest people, and have a clear goal in their minds. They're not great pretenders for they tend to spill what's in their mind, may it be judgment or compliment for a person. Faraseo Alistair's are very difficult to get along with at the beginning but if you get to know them, you'll probably be thanking all the Gods for having such a great and reliable friend/partner. But, be aware of their silence, because it's terrifyingly deadly.

Our new schoolmate, Faraseo Alistair, is a loner because everyone seems to get very afraid od her.

Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.

by deathbya1000cuts June 8, 2021