Alfred

Alfred is a very good friend and he will be there for you. he likes sports and fortnite .if you ever meet a Alfred stay cool with him.

dude 1: Alfred is a real friend

dude2: i wish he was my friend

by cassy lover March 29, 2019

Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021

Alfred

big dick dude, alfred usually has the biggest bbc in the history of asian men.

Oh damn alfred thicc? na fam cap

by smallppshaq November 27, 2020

vajayjay alfresco

When a man doesn't wear underwear under his clothes, it's called going commando or freeballing (because, you know, his balls are dangling freely). Now, when a woman doesn't wear underwear, what's that called? The term freeballing doesn't exactly work because, you know, women don't have balls. Hence, the term "vajayjay alfresco."

One should never -- and I mean *never* -- go vajayjay alfresco while riding a bicycle and wearing a miniskirt.

by FUNKYBROWNCHICK January 7, 2007

Alfred

Alfreds are suuper hot and cute!! If you meet a guy name Alfred, START DATING HIM NOW!!

Alfred: Hey cutie
Camilla: Hey bby
Alfred: I miss u so much
Camilla: You think i dont?

by Ur bbygurl May 18, 2019

Alfred

Alfred he is a passionate and affectionate person he is determined and strong minded, he is easy to talk to and never judges you for you. When in a relationship he will tend to put you above him but he will love you the way you want to be loved he is a young king with a beautiful soul. Alfred is extremley handsome and has a laugh that makes you laugh

“hey alfred I am extremly in love with you.“

by Alfred’s wife July 6, 2021

Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion

hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!

by jestercat November 20, 2010