A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
Get the Alden's Climate Theorymug. He is a very nice person, legit friendly to everyone! Has manners that lots of people are careless about (eg: dining etiquettes) Is not extroverted but not that introverted either.
This person may seem like eveyone else but they are actrully very special. You will like them for thier personality and how they behive around (one or more) people.
This person may seem like eveyone else but they are actrully very special. You will like them for thier personality and how they behive around (one or more) people.
Anna, Lex, Molly, David offers to drive other club members. When you came back from the bathroom their cars are already full.
Head of club: "does anyone not have a ride?"
You: "em... me."
Alden: (who's driving his friends but no one knows if there are sets left) "You can join us!"
Head of club: "does anyone not have a ride?"
You: "em... me."
Alden: (who's driving his friends but no one knows if there are sets left) "You can join us!"
by PBJ_FM_PC December 28, 2023
Get the Aldenmug. Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
by Giunta April 12, 2024
Get the Aldenmug. by Skimxsk March 23, 2021
Get the Aldenmug. the sweetest boy you will ever ever meet. hes very pretty and always listens and never ever judges you (unless its in a cute teasing way <33) and hes just overall a wonderful beautiful human being. if you know someone named alden dont ever be mean to them and take care of them and love them so so so so so much because theyre awesome i promise.
by moony 🌙 March 11, 2022
Get the aldenmug. A grumpy and power abusing person. He's not friendly at all and keeps bulying others. Although he's a prefect, he still got Failed exam results everytime.
by Laosepi February 13, 2023
Get the Aldenmug.