Alcohol

Alcohol is used for various purposes. Many people are drinking it, but it is also used for medical purposes (i.e. to sanitise your hands). It's ok to use for medical purposes, but not ok if you drink it. Drinking alcohol will not only harm your own body, but will also destroy other's lives.

Alcohol is haram in Islam because it is harmful. Don't drink alcohol.

by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 8, 2022

Alcohol Poisoning

Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.

Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.

by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 21, 2009

alcohol

a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression

I am so drunk from alcohol
-couple hours later
why dont you love me gary

by dagreatest February 5, 2009

alcobet

The phonetic alphabet as represented by alcohol.

The following is an alcobet:
A - Amaretto
B - Brandy
C - Crown
D - Daiquiri
E - Everclear
F - Flask
G - Gin
H - Heineken
I - Ice
J - Jack
K - Kahlua
L - Long Island
M - Martini
N - Newcastle
O - Olive
P - Popov
Q - Quality
R - Rum
S - Scotch
T - Tequila
U - Umbrella
V - Vodka
W - Whiskey
X - Letter after W
Y - Yukon Jack
Z - Zima

by User2256 January 5, 2008

alcoballs

Having your balls grow 10x larger by consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.

* Steve thought he could fuck up anyone at the bar due to his alcoballs.
* Steve's alcoballs couldn't help him when the whole bar jumped him.
* Steve needed alcoballs to talk to the pretty blonde by the bar.

by Nas Nasir October 22, 2008

alcohol

Liquid Panty Remover

"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."

by Miss Mandi June 11, 2006

Alcogenius

The one inspirational thought that will help define a moment that would never have occured whilst sober.

The road was long and wound like a snake to the summit. Suddenly my alcogenius kicked in and I tackled the hill head on. Only to find it wasn't such a good idea and I got stuck half way up and had to be rescued by the coast guard.

by Insomniax2 August 3, 2008