An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.
The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.
The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.
The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
by The man with no shame October 08, 2015
Albanian men are the craziest men on the planet. They are strong and brave & will always put their family first. Their loyalty is admirable and they stick together always- no matter what. If you piss them off you got a problem though & you’ll hear about it for the rest of your life. One thing about them is that they will never ever apologise so don’t even try it!!! They also love pretending like their hands don’t work when their wife is around ://
by Lalalalalahahah123 November 25, 2021
Some really nice people who love Americans and work hard to help their young country. Anyway, good looking women as well. Check out the scene in Prizeren and Pristina
by none serb none Albanian October 27, 2013
Hey look at that sheep!
Thats not just a sheep, thats an Albanian woman. All the Allbanian men go crazy over her.
Thats not just a sheep, thats an Albanian woman. All the Allbanian men go crazy over her.
by Mr Yu August 28, 2010
A really high quality strain of herb generally deriving from the country of Albania. Known for its high euphoric effect and calm of ease. General quality of this herb has a high rating.
by ALB554 February 02, 2014
When you have a gong and attach it to the girls vagina and when you hit it it pleasures the girl.
Good on Astrits Mom
you can also slap in some spices
Good on Astrits Mom
you can also slap in some spices
by Eggnessa Ramadani August 18, 2009