Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd

that guy looks like an Alan

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019

Alan

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football

Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!

by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019

Alan

Destined To be the greatest teacher on earth

Alan is my favorite teacher

by mellowhitefellow April 17, 2017

Alan

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough

Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him

by Coolkid17291 November 30, 2016

Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Is a dumbass too

Wow it’s an alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 8, 2022

Alan

Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3

Friend: are you 💅💅💅
Alan: very

by Arianasboo November 20, 2021

Alan

Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him

Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go

by Loves you:) October 3, 2022