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Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd
by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019
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Alan

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football
Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!
by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019
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Alan

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough
Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him
by Coolkid17291 November 30, 2016
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Alan

Alan is my favorite teacher
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Alan

Someone who can't have any bagels ever again and has to eat untoasted rolls with butter
Do you see that guy over there? That's Alan! He can't have any bagels!
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A man who is a little bitch and only eats ass
Hey isnt alan such a bitch
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Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him
Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go
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