Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd
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Alan

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football
Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!
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Alan

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough
Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him
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Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3
Friend: are you 💅💅💅
Alan: very
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Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him
Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go
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Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Is a dumbass too
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