Definitions by AlanIsTjeBest

Alan 

Alan is the best person ever. Don't fuck with him or you'll get a cockslap, and have skid marks on ur face.
He's so swag

"Yo Alan is such a dick"
Alan- "Yo did I just here u call me a dick?"
"Yeah cuz u rrrr"
"SLAPP"
"Alright ur the boss"

Alan by AlanIsTjeBest November 30, 2016