Alimony

A word you learn when you get divorced.

What's alimony? You'll know exactly what it is when you get your ass handed to you in court.

by 5amideas May 7, 2022

Downtown Alimony

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.

"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

Pull an Alamo

To "Pull an Alamo"(Verb):

When you are knowingly either militarily, stratigically, or simply going against anything that is greater than you or the resources you have at your disposal and you decide to hold your ground and fight regardless.

Soldier: "We are completely surrounded and are outnumbered five to one!"

Commander: "We can't get to you, looks like your going to have to pull an Alamo!"

by DanTheDino May 14, 2017

Alamo Bread Basket

The act of eating the yeast out of a yeasty vagina

I gave that whore a Alamo bread basket, nasty shit in there.

by jackintheboxboomheadshot July 3, 2010

Alamo

Alamo: When you barely hanging in there and just need a mushroom soup to get you through the day

bro1: "Bro, I've got 2 essays and a test coming up tomoz and I'm honestly so cbs"
bro2: “Alamo Day ?”
bro1: “Yeah Alamo day”

by Mooseynair April 21, 2020

ALIMO!!!!!!

the blackest Russian on Earth... he slays women with his daring glance...

you dont got the Alimo.....

by Rick James March 31, 2005

alamo

A place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.

"My great great grandaddy fought in the Alamo. I hang my head in shame."

by Mike August 25, 2004