A sexy, beastly man who really did win American Idol, but lost to Ruben Studdard because the judges forgot to use Q-Tips the previous nights.
Paula: Why is that colossal man dripping sweat all over the stage, Simon?
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
by Maeve June 10, 2004
by rkrox3 July 6, 2006
A gay person, he likes men. Non-attractive person. I bet he smells and he didnt win american idol because he sucks.
by Caitlin March 29, 2005
gay gay gay. hobbit. seriously people! claymates? wow yeah he could be a playmate. he's so womanly. i'm surprised him n simon didn't getit on, o wait they did!
by kelly sauer May 1, 2005
Phil is Clay's cousin. He looks just like Clay, but a little redder and with more auburn-like shade of hair. He is about the goofiest guy ever and laughs in the most obnoxious way possible. He owns his own painting franchise and dedicates half his life to asking people to paint houses.
Phil is also a genius. He understands the meaning of life. He knows nonlinear third order statistics like the back of his hand. He can take the inverse fourier transform of just about any graph he sees.
We all know a few Phil Aiken's. The one I know goes to Johns Hopkins.
Phil is also a genius. He understands the meaning of life. He knows nonlinear third order statistics like the back of his hand. He can take the inverse fourier transform of just about any graph he sees.
We all know a few Phil Aiken's. The one I know goes to Johns Hopkins.
1. "Holy shit, you got a perfect score! Are you Phil Aiken?"
2. Yo, that guy looks just like clay! But he's not clay. Is he Phil Aiken?
3. HWAHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (phil aiken's laugh)
4. "Those are pretty ambitious plans, but you know we all can't be Phil Aikens."
2. Yo, that guy looks just like clay! But he's not clay. Is he Phil Aiken?
3. HWAHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (phil aiken's laugh)
4. "Those are pretty ambitious plans, but you know we all can't be Phil Aikens."
by Jason Chiang April 29, 2005
by claire3483 April 29, 2005
The guy who didn't win American Idol simply because Ruben is black. Face it, it's the truth. Now, I'm not a fan of either of them OR the show itself, but listen to Ruben's songs and then Clay's songs and honestly try to tell me with a straight face that Ruben deserved to win. Incidentally, the black community recently accused American Idol of being "racist" and "discriminatory" despite the fact that 2 out of three winners were black. Bullshit. "Sorry for 2004"? How bout "Sorry for rigging the contest"?
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 11, 2005