Ahmed

1. Popular male Arabic name.

2. An expression a paedophile uses when approaching children.

1. Hi! My name is Ahmed, and I'm not a suicide bomber.

2. AHMED! I have caaaandyy Ahmed! Don't tell your mother Ahmed.

by HerBlondHighness November 22, 2017

Ahmed

Known to be a gay although he has no ass, he is the supreme leader of illuminaties and look like a lamp post.
His favourite toy is a dildo or a vibrator that he likes to use. He is a fooking tall bitch that has his head over the clowds. He eat only caned food because food regularly takes 10 months to reach his stomache and another 10 to find its way out through his anus.

A thin long gay is said to be ahmed

by MakeAmericaGreat April 18, 2019

Ahmed

Name for an extremely attractive male, he is very intelligent and adored by all. He is very dirty minded but has quite a small penis.

I wish my boyfriend was as attractive as Ahmed!

by Hilda Morhange February 13, 2018

ahmed

Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

Also spelled Ahmad.

Starkecia: Yo dawg u hear about that fine boy Ahmed? He just owned us on that last bio test.

Charles Everton III: Fo shizzity?

by john_d May 10, 2005

ahmed

hot guy that will make a hania fall in love with him faris will want to play fortnite with him and hania will love him

ahmed loves hania and hania loves ahmed

by kiki man lol March 18, 2019

ahm

Short term for Anaheim, California.

i live in ahm by santa ana in orange county

by hoez4u September 24, 2020

ahmed

he is a god and he would steal ur girl if he really wanted to

hide ur girl its ahmed

by Swagpimp111 June 6, 2018