ahmed

ahmed is a very cute and handsome guy. daesiah is his girl and she is so cool☺️, he is the best bf ever and is her favourite person in the whole wide world. you’d be lucky to have ahmed in your life, but go away bc his all daesiahs:) his a very special person , you gotta take care of him. you gotta treat him like a king and respect everything about him. because once you get to know him you won’t regret it. he will become so important to you , and you’ll never wanna leave his side. but again, go away bc his all daesiahs. I love you ahmed ❤️

I love ahmed xo

by ahmedisbae❤️ November 7, 2021

Ahmed

a nigga who always comes late, has no sense of time, and wears the same outfit everyday

Surprisingly still has hella side hoes despite these negative traits

“
Let’s do the Ahmed and come to school after class is over”

by The gawd February 20, 2019

Ahmed

Is a fat kid who playes fortnite and dosn't have brain cells and is from and Muslim country

This is ahmed

by Keekdk June 26, 2020

Ahmed

Ahmed is a person with a very small penis :).

me:Hahaahahah you're an ahmed.
Someone: but i haven't a small penis

by Emilijan January 2, 2017

Ahmed

When the girl you like gets stolen by a filipino nonce

Arjun: *His Girl's getting stolen*
Kabir: *You are getting Ahmed*

by GanduChot October 9, 2021

Ahmed

Waste of sperm,
a stupid piece of shit that thinks he is slick and also sucks at physics. wastes his lunch and smokes weed in the bathroom by himself

you play people ahmed?

by alphabtch December 16, 2022

Ahmed

1. A common arabic male name.

2. A word a paedophile yells when approaching children on the street.

Paedo: AHMED! I have caaaandy Ahmed. Don't tell your mother Ahmed.

by HerBlondHighness April 20, 2018