Afternoon Shadow

If you shave in the morning, the hairs will likely have grown back by afternoon. The beard is short, you can not see the hairs, but it is like a beard-shaped shadow on your face, this is known as an afternoon shadow.

Guy 1: It is so irritating, I shaved this morning, and now my beard is back!
Guy 2: Yeah, there is no escaping the afternoon shadow.

by Chris-André October 2, 2006

Afternooooooooon ladies!

Randomly yelled out across the office to the satisfaction of bakalaka usually by the gagg or the Milne factor.

The key is to yell it out at the most unsuspecting moment, it will shock and entertain those that are lucky enough to hear it.

The nooooooon part needs to be drawn out for maximum effect.

Eg.

The office is quiet everyone is hard at work then all of a sudden out of nowhere....

Gagg: Afternooooooooon ladies!

The women are startled and dont know what to think while all the men crack up laughing.

Bakalaka: Luv ya work BIG FELLA!

by Thebigfellatso July 24, 2014

Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.

I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."

by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017

Afternoon Coffee Pot

The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.

All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Afternoon Musk

The horrific musky smelling shit aroma that permeates office restrooms in the afternoon. It’s just not a complete workday until some workplace sap funkifies the place by pinching off a musky which is usually the result of some bad lunch choices.

This shitter reeks of afternoon musk.

The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.

I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Afternoon Princess

When working a hybrid role (remote & office) to not bother coming in for the morning and only strolling in at lunch for the afternoon - hence you’re an Afternoon Princess

“Did you see Luke strolling into work at lunchtime again?”
“Yeah, he’s being an Afternoon Princess”

by El Pabloo December 5, 2022

afterloom

The feeling after one trips one's face off and is still slightly tripping. The trademark feelings of the afterloom are the general fogginess of the mind, incoherent speech, and a slight body euphoria. The afterloom typically lasts about an hour or two, or until one falls asleep.

Alex: Hey man, are you good to drive or are you still tripping?

Jimbo: Naw man I'm good I just have a real nice afterloom from this 2C- B

by Ziwetian September 13, 2010