Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.

I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."

by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017

Afternoon Coffee Pot

The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.

All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Afternoon Musk

The horrific musky smelling shit aroma that permeates office restrooms in the afternoon. It’s just not a complete workday until some workplace sap funkifies the place by pinching off a musky which is usually the result of some bad lunch choices.

This shitter reeks of afternoon musk.

The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.

I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Afternoon Princess

When working a hybrid role (remote & office) to not bother coming in for the morning and only strolling in at lunch for the afternoon - hence you’re an Afternoon Princess

“Did you see Luke strolling into work at lunchtime again?”
“Yeah, he’s being an Afternoon Princess”

by El Pabloo December 5, 2022

Sunday afternoon

Defined by the late Douglas Adams as "The Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul." A period of time when you know that you should be doing something around the house, but you're too busy thinking about going back to work on Monday.

"I know I should be fixing that squeaky step on the front porch, but I've got a bad case of Sunday Afternoon."

by MarkAitch December 3, 2005

Afternooner

Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.

It could be from late nights or just general laziness

Mike: It's 1.00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning.

Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.

Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.

by Mr Elevator March 15, 2011

nine in the afternoon

The panic at the disco song with a hidden meaning.
"feeling unique"... your eyes are the size of the moon.. feeling so good just the way that we do when its nine in the afternoon.... just a few lyrics from the song as describing being high, which they were while writing this song.
we know this because pete wentz stated "when they were writing the song they called me.. its was like 4 in the morning but i was laughing because they were all retarded... and the reason wasn't exactly legal."

man we had alot of fun at nine in the afternoon

by hanna p-slizzle May 18, 2008