african-american 

The current, acceptable, feminist-certified, polically correct way to refer to anyone of african descent. Designed to eliminate any unintended racial tension in this hypersensitive, perpetually offended society we've become where people just can't lighten the fuck up anymore.

That's not a poor black guy dressed up as Santa Claus, that's an economically disadvantaged african american exercising the right to achieve monetary compensation by commercially benefiting from the eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival"

african-american by T.Y. July 15, 2004

african bird fight 

When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.

african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club

african bird fight by crimson cock June 8, 2011

african mud booting 

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums

after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.

african mud booting by africanmudbooter27 December 20, 2010

African Bush Mama

A woman who believes in the ancient art of not shaving her private area... Ever.

1) Guy 1: Yo dude my girlfriend finally went down on me and her hair was longer than the Nile River!
2) Guy 2: Sorry bro, sounds like your girlfriend is an African Bush Mama.

African Bush Mama by AfricanBushMamaKing August 9, 2016

African fruit monkey 

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)

Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.

African fruit monkey by AfricanFruitMonkey July 11, 2016

African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.

Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

African Guacamole by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016

African Wheel 

A square.

"I believe our new hire is a bit of an African Wheel..."

African Wheel by KiggerNike March 5, 2022