non advice

Advice that is so generic and elementary that it can only serve to annoy the person asking for it

Advice asked: Ok, so exactly how am going beat him?
Non advice: You gotta hit him and avoid being hit.

by Midig December 18, 2018

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

.............

Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Million Dollar Advice

A great advice given by someone, which is taken as really helpful. If it's a "million dollar advice", it will be told to next person, and next etc.

someone 1: yo, man we got maths exam tomorrow, that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!

by theyo-coach March 24, 2019

BHA (Based on health advice)

During the covid epidemic in Australia politicians made many decisions "Based on Health Advice". At the start these were legitimate however over time they were politicised and used to further politicians agendas. Particularly in the Hermit Kingdom of Westralia where this was recognised amongst the doona dwellers and the term BHA quickly became a satirical phrase to excuse bad behaviour.

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) it's your shout".

"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"

by ATM4 February 01, 2022

financial advice

something my math teacher needs

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?

by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024

Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.

She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.

by lovelyspam September 08, 2011

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori February 24, 2016