Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.
by reallifedefz May 17, 2016
When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.
Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.
Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
by obamapproved December 3, 2009
A great advice given by someone, which is taken as really helpful. If it's a "million dollar advice", it will be told to next person, and next etc.
someone 1: yo, man we got maths exam tomorrow, that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!
by theyo-coach March 24, 2019
She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.
by lovelyspam September 8, 2011
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020