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Adam Lawson

Adam is truly eye candy, even if he disagrees.

He got the most cutest smile, even when he denys it.
He's a sunshine, to all the people around him.
He's a funny guy, might watch out, he's got some memes in his pocket.
He's hot, cute, gorgeous, funny, adorable, nice, smart, kind and sweet.
smol bean/bean, nah smoll coffee bean.
Yeet Yeet 💕

These are facts!

He's a also the best boyfriend.

(The gif symbolis how adorable he is (;
, it's just a big oof seeing how cute he is)
-person 1: have you seen adam lawson? Well he's got the cutest smile in the whole world!
-person 2: I know. He's also really funny and kind.
-person 3: shrek

-UwU: PIZZA TIME
by Eggo Neko November 7, 2018
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Adam Levine

A man who stopped trying to make good music in 2011, he pays people to play his music just to spite normal humans like you or I.
"I really hate Adam Levine and his smug fucking face" - The World
by thefuzzydice January 19, 2020
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Adam Little

a red hot chili pepper on rate my professor. #Madlad #Radlad
Wow! That Adam Little sure is a spicy pepper ain't he!
by Daltonkwo November 8, 2017
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Adam Lee Punch

To brutally sucker punch someone in the back of the head. Most effective against bald opponents.
I almost Adam Lee Punched this guy that cut in front of me on the lunch line.
by Unknown Outcast October 17, 2008
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Adam Lawton

The sexiest man to ever live so suck my balls jerry
your mom just ask her about Adam Lawton
by Alex Araniz's mom July 5, 2010
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Adam Lanza

Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.

Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.

It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.

On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.

Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Smigglesluvr: Adam Lanza was such a cutie
A normal person: Nigga, what? Kill yourself you troon
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Adam Longbottom

by coolguy2828 June 9, 2021
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