Bro 1: bro got no bitches
Bro 2: oh yea? Sounds like you got acute bitch deficiency.
Bro 1: bruh moment
Bro 2: oh yea? Sounds like you got acute bitch deficiency.
Bro 1: bruh moment
by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 18, 2024
Get the Acute bitch deficiency mug.A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020
Get the AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) mug.Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.
Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.
L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness
L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness
by danthegmgman May 10, 2010
Get the Acute DSB Sickness mug.Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023
Get the severe acute small dick syndrome mug.A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
by OneBlueGlove January 25, 2024
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Definition:
1. To sharpen or make pointed.
2. To increase acuity or keenness.
3. To refine edges for curt efficiency.
4. To enhance precision in implements or instruments.
Significance:
• It defines sharpening processes.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies methods of edge refinement.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuteness.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpen".
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing
Definition:
1. To sharpen or make pointed.
2. To increase acuity or keenness.
3. To refine edges for curt efficiency.
4. To enhance precision in implements or instruments.
Significance:
• It defines sharpening processes.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies methods of edge refinement.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuteness.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpen".
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing
Examples:
• "Forgers acutize swords (espades) for combat readiness."
• "Barbers acutize razors for brushing."
• "Surgeons acutize scalpels for surgical procedures."
• "Carpenters acutize saws for fine carpentry."
• "Chasers acutize arrows for maximum penetration."
• "Forgers acutize swords (espades) for combat readiness."
• "Barbers acutize razors for brushing."
• "Surgeons acutize scalpels for surgical procedures."
• "Carpenters acutize saws for fine carpentry."
• "Chasers acutize arrows for maximum penetration."
by Dmitrio October 6, 2025
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Definition:
1. Possessing acuity or keenness.
2. Characterized by an acute point or edge.
3. Capable of precise or exact cutting.
4. Marked by acuity or intensity.
Significance:
• It defines acuity.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies qualities of sharp implements.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuity.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharp".
Adjective: acute
Adverb: acutely
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing
Definition:
1. Possessing acuity or keenness.
2. Characterized by an acute point or edge.
3. Capable of precise or exact cutting.
4. Marked by acuity or intensity.
Significance:
• It defines acuity.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies qualities of sharp implements.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuity.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharp".
Adjective: acute
Adverb: acutely
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing
Examples:
• "Scalpels must remain acute for surgical procedures."
• "Coulters are maintained acute for cooking."
• "Chasing arrows are designed to be acute."
• "Safety protocols mandate acutely maintained implements."
• "Machinery relies on acute razors for efficiency."
• "Scalpels must remain acute for surgical procedures."
• "Coulters are maintained acute for cooking."
• "Chasing arrows are designed to be acute."
• "Safety protocols mandate acutely maintained implements."
• "Machinery relies on acute razors for efficiency."
by Dmitrio October 6, 2025
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