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Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.
Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!
by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010
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Accordian

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian
by Chilly Palmer February 21, 2009
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Accordiosexual

One who is exclusively sexually attracted to accordions.
Son: Mom, Dad, I think It's time I told you the truth... I'm... AN ACCORDIOSEXUAL. Billy-sue is the name of the beautiful instrument, and I'm marrying her this May!

Mother: *faints*

Father: Son.... I am dissapoint.
by TheMaskedFurfag May 22, 2011
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Ottawa Accordion

First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.
Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”
by ruralführer September 7, 2018
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accordion monkey

A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
Steve's an accordion monkey.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
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accordingly

As you should be treated by your actions!
You will get delt with accordingly!
by Jmccall November 15, 2017
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accordian thief

With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
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