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Assman

A person who pours the ass( last sip or two) of a beer on his/her head.

Can also be a person who pours an entire beer on his head.
Dude!, I'm the assman!
by lardawg May 3, 2009
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Assman

The newest superhero in the crimefighting world who fights with the power of ass along with the assistance of his Sidekick Bootygirl.
Da nanananananana Da nanananananana Assman!
by Assman_ February 2, 2014
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abstangravated

When a person has abstained from sex too long and becomes bitchy. Derived from the root words abstained and aggravated. It can be used to describe a person who is purposefully withholding sex for their moral beliefs resulting in a bitter distemper. It can also be applied to people who have been denied sexual intercourse for too long and develop a snarky attitude.
My girlfriend became adstangravated by the 4th day of her period, I hope it is over soon.

Sorry I am acting so abstangravated I have not had sex in a while.
by wordproctologist December 6, 2015
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abstanation

Abstanation:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
God fearing parents should teach their children to practice abstanation!
by wchp July 28, 2016
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Asman

Asman is a beautiful girl who will always have your back. You can trust her with anything. She is an amazing friend and a great lover. She can drive a person wild. She is a little stubborn but she will admit if she is in the wrong. She's funny beautiful and smart
Damn that girl is fire she must be a Asman
by Brunolilljeforsgatan 1 February 17, 2018
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Abamanation

The Compound Word For The Phrase “An Obama Nation”. Commonly used in Western Countries Such As America Or Jamaica. A Homophone To The Word “Abomination”. The Usage Of This Word Requires A Context Of “Melees” in a conversation.
He Was Meleeing The Pigs, He Reminds Me Of An Abamanation.

She Thought My Melee Was Sick, No Need To Change My Thoughts Of Our Abamanation.
by ElPescadoDelMelee January 21, 2019
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Assman

Somebody who acts like an ass
Dude Michael is such an Assman
Andrew, you can shit the fuck up
by Angry Doggo May 17, 2020
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