abs

somethign thtas on a guy and thats fuckng hottttttttttt
and they make guys turn gay
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Yo sexy lemme see ure abs

by yo mama May 23, 2003

AB

To split something with one other person, usually drugs or alcohol.

"Yo you tryna AB this blunt?"
"Fuck yeah, we're gonna get hella high"

by GaylorTang October 5, 2011

Abs

Abs (abdominals) are a set of muscles in your stomach region.

Abs come in different sizes and numbers, like 6pack, 8pack and even 10pack abs

Girl: look at his abs!
Girl: his 6pack is so shredded

by Rozika September 23, 2021

AB+

A blood type that can take blood from all types, but can only give blood to it's type.

1-Did you know Kanye West's blood type was AB+?
2-Just like his personality.

by aTurkishGuy January 24, 2018

ABS

Acronym for "Angry Butt Sex".

Usually involves of a wrench, a pillow, an insulin needle, and a pissed off Bi-Polar Drunkard, known as Shannon O'Houlihan.

Person 1: how the hell is that drunkard chasing the kid with an insulin needle?

Person 2: Thats Shannon, i bet that poor kid stole Shannon's favorite wrench and pillow again... poor poor soul...

Person 3: EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! It's a Shannon O'Houlihan!!! he will have ABS with everyone!!! arrrrgggghhh

That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager

by NeWolf June 14, 2011

ABS

Already Been Screwed.

Dude 1: D’you think dat she is an ABS babe, huh?

Dude 2: Nah, man.

by quan cao tien October 5, 2010

ABE

Awkward But Entertaining (ABE) - when someone or something is simultaneously extremely awkward and embarrassingly entertaining.

Customer - "I'm looking to buy a bottle of your nougaretto"
Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks*
Customer - "It's actually for my mum"
Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time"
Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!"
Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you"
Customer - "oh god"
Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!"

Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall

Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities"
Girlfriend - "how so?"
Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist"
Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?"
Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up"
Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress*
*laughter*
*porno ensues....*

by TiggyToms December 25, 2013