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Aardvark of Silence

The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.

The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
Member1: I'm feeling happy today.

Moderator: Yay!

Member2: WTF did you mean by that?

Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
by Dawn Coyote June 17, 2008
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SEC Aardvarks

The name of the team that South Eastern Conference fans root for in Bowl Games. The SEC Aardvarks are unanimously praised and their fans can often be heard chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! at any game which their beloved Aardvarks play.

SEC Aardvark fans have an innate ability to put their differences aside and actually root for their rivals to have more success than their own teams because rooting for the SEC Aardvarks as a whole is more important than their individual team. Often times Aardvark fans will make general statements that any team in the SEC is greater by their association. These are often butthurt fans of Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, and Miss State who have been riding the coattails of the Elite programs in the conference for a decade.

SEC Aardvarks fans are often known to having an inferiority complex issue. The thought of not being the best scares them endlessly and allows them to justify some of their program's illicit behavior.
Mike: "Hey, I thought you hated Auburn?"

Kyle: "Yeah, but you know I got to root for them?"

Mike: "You would openly root for your rival to win the National Championship, something your team could not?"

Kyle: "Well, I'm really a SEC Aardvarks fan"
by Kale Oricus January 7, 2011
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angry aardvark

While performing vigorous oral sex on a woman, you miss and slide your tongue up her ass, the giver becoming the angry aardvark
Mike wouldn't eat pussy anymore after pullin' that angry aardvark on Lisa
by James Rogers May 15, 2007
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Skittish Aardvarks

Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.

"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.

Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.

Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012
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Hungry Aardvark

The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.
Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
by TheGoodReverend June 15, 2010
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aardvarks nose

by Johnboy January 3, 2005
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reverse aardvark

the act of blowing a load in a girls/boys rectum and then sucking it out with your nose.
johnnny game me a wicked reverse aardvark the other day... he busted a nut in my rectum and then proceded to suck it out with his nose... must be one of his fetishes
by finky June 24, 2006
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