Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.

"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"

by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016

attempted cornbread

when a Brandon anderson Gets Jetted up and pretends not to know something its called attempted cornbread.

What is attempted cornbread brandon? wobble wobble i dont know!

by TwistedMugzru September 9, 2010

Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

an attempt at teaching

most substitute teachers

wow that was a fun an attempt at teaching

by sun tzu_closerelativeofgenghis December 23, 2021

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 8, 2019