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Some Assembly Required

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.
flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees
by asalbeag July 26, 2009
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Some Assembly Required

A TV SHOW with a 14 year old boy creating toys for kids and his other teen friends helping him.
Some Assembly Required
1 thing you didn't know about Piper.Piper is in love with Jarvis.
by TSM_AK June 12, 2016
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Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
by cheerful ox April 9, 2022
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Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.
Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN
by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023
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Runts Assemble

when the runts of the litter come together as one...
Sophie, Mya, Alfie and Jemima, the runts, coincidentally always end up together on a night out, hence "runts assemble".
by NumberOneRunt April 15, 2021
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creative assembly

No one likes creative assembly for selling blood packs for 2 quid
by screwdeeznuts June 19, 2024
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Mandem assemble

Definition 1: To summon or assemble thou Mandem or Gang

Definition 2: The opposite of Mandem roll out
opp and his fellow companions: “we caught you lacking son”

You: “I think not MANDEM ASSEMBLE! OPP BE READY FOR A BRAWL”
by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024
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