Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021

Assblasted

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.

"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."

by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

Assblaster

Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.

Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.

by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010

assblaster

a dude who fucks chicks so damn hard in the ass they get owned

dude i blasted this chicks ass last night

by awesomeman January 15, 2005

assblaster

if one was to catch sight of a gun loaded up someones butt, that gun would be an assblaster

example? example? I dont need no stinkin example

by funky mc munk munk February 17, 2004

assblasted

when shit goes wrong

you've been assblasted
Did you hear about tht guy that got beat up, he got his shit assblasted.

by yungNikkaTyronnBiggums February 2, 2019