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One Armed Mexican Bandit

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
by Buuung November 20, 2014
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Artemis

A gorgeouse girl mainly a Leo, Scorpio or Gemini.has great features. Light eyes and with dark skin, mainly light hair.One of a kind unforgettable. If you meet a Artemis you will fall in love. Always friendly kind and wants the best for everyone. Usually Artemis's are very artistic wether its in art,music, dance, ect. Once a guy meets an Artemis he should hold on to her , their is non other like her. Relationship wise she will do anything and everything to please her lover, very romantic, and loves spoiling them with love and gifts. Although she might suficate you and annoy you at times but know she's only doing that so she doesn't loose you. Sexually she might not be the best at first but once she starts trusting you she will amaze you. Be genrale to her for she has been hurt. Friends and family she will always be by your side never let anything happen to them. Artemis is a unique girl you will never want to loose.
by Garrot hart January 6, 2012
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Arteaga

The surname of a bad ass family. They can be traced to pirates, knights, ninjas, and space warriors.
See that guy Roger over there? Yeah the bad ass. He's an Arteaga
by roshi323 August 21, 2008
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artdax

Someone who has profound knowledge of many different subjects and topics.
Rush Limbaugh tries hard to be an artdax, but he falls miserably short.
by steve barnes September 25, 2005
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Canadian Armed Forces

A small but well trained, motivated and professional fighting force. The Canadian Forces (or CF for short) is an entity that encompasses the Canadian Army, Navy and Air Force; although each element maintains its own structure within the CF, for administrative reasons, the were unified under one command in the 1970s. This made recruitment and budget planning simpler, as quotas and allocations (personnel or financiary) are centrally planned as to allow the CF to better accomplish the overall tasks and missions it handles.

The CF was primarily used as a peacekeeping force during the Cold War (the Korean War being the only event where Canadians participated in full-scale armed conflict during that period), but with the collapse of the Soviet Union, the Canadian Forces faced increasingly complex scenarios, which necessitated a review of the overall mission of the CFs. Although Canada remains dedicated to peace and stability in the world, the Canadian Forces are today participating in active warfighting in Afghanistan, having taken over responsability of the volatile Kandahar province, seat of power of the Taliban regime, from the US. The CF have been extremely successful on operations, though have taken a number of casualties, mainly from improvised explosive devices, or IEDs.

The last few years have seen the CF resurgent. From the dark times of the early 1990s, when many scandals, massive underfunding and extremely severe shortage of personnel tarnished the Forces' honour and image, to the current level of popular support for the servicemen and women (if not for the mission in Afghanistan itself) and the moral and financial support of the government, much has changed. The CF of today is strong, proud and ever dedicated to fulfilling its duty to the nation and its people.
-There are currently 2000+ members of the Canadian Armed Forces deployed and fighting in Afghanistan.
-Altough the CF doesn't have all the big toys, the Canadian infantryman is possibly the best equiped footslogger in the world, even outshining his American counterpart in personnal equipment.
by 2Lt OJV Deschênes December 28, 2008
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artemisia

A sassy lady who loves to break hearts and kick ass
Artemisia burned me
by Herbalicious January 26, 2017
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Duck arsed

When a cigerette or joint is made wet by the mouth of the previous toker when passed around.

From the saying "as wet as a duck's arse", usually performed by inexperienced or intoxicated smokers.
Guy1: "There you go man."
Guy2: "Thanks."
...
Guy2: "Eurgh, dude. You've fucking duck arsed this thing."
by hyphon2k8 February 22, 2009
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