applebarbz

The alter-ego of every Apple iPhone in the iMessages app. Turns seemly normal, easy to spell words into completely different, utterly confusing words. The alter-ego exists in limited form on devices with iOS 16, whereas messages can be edited and/or deleted. Applebarbz first appeared on iPhones of users who are barbz, AKA the fans of Nicki Minaj, hence the name, applebarbz.

Person 1: This is so sad I'm crying rn
Person 2: Moo qque psoriasis
Person 1: wtf
Person 2: Oh sorry my phone turned into applebarbz for a second

by drinking all ur dad's baNICKI July 30, 2022

applerant

A fruitist diatribe where the speaker denounces all non-apple fruit.

Looks like she just went out a three minute applerant for no ap-pear-ant reason.

by Johnny Apple-screed December 18, 2022

applewatch

A 'watch' we wear every day but never actually use it.

-A dialogue
Friend: "Yo, are u ready to meet at 12:00?"
Me: "Sorry mate, my applewatch isn't fully charged, I think we should reschedule."

by DeepBlve January 26, 2023

Applefritterchatarc

When a group of people decide to post many apple fritter baki gifs to a group in the purpose of giggling

HAHAH that was a greatapplefritterchatarc

by dobytean September 10, 2023

Appledaft

To be heavily under the influence of Cider, especially the cheaper brands (e.g. in the UK, Merrydown)

Diary entry: Sunday, am. Awoke to find that my state the previous evening where I was extremely Appledaft, had resulted in my sharting of my bed linen. Note to self: remember to buy laundry detergent.

by PassiveAgressiveBadger February 11, 2025

Applegate about it

It means to be a city slicker in the city and a hillbilly in the country you can exist in either or while hillbillies only like country and city slickers the city you can be and like both and you're a super Patriot also and tough

Hey we in the south now be a Applegate about it hey I never saw a hillbilly blend in New York City he must be an Applegate about it don't cry about it being Applegate about it

by Conan aaron September 9, 2025

AppleCare

The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.

“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”

“What the hell is AppleCare?”

“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”

“Yea”

“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“

“I think I get the idea.”

by anonymous November 16, 2025