"Almost Nuclear Tiny Salutes," miniature M-80 brand firecrackers that can really pack a punch. Provides in dual roles to:
1.)Entertain your family and friends by creating an explosion.
2.)Annoy the hell out of your 70 year old neighbors.
1.)Entertain your family and friends by creating an explosion.
2.)Annoy the hell out of your 70 year old neighbors.
"Look at our son lighting those ANTS out in the backyard, do you think he knows what he's doing?"
"There isn't much to it really honey, you just light the wick, and throw it into the Jenkins' lawn."
"There isn't much to it really honey, you just light the wick, and throw it into the Jenkins' lawn."
by PudPieBoy October 28, 2008

by Daddy7958575 November 19, 2019

by Joe_Swanson May 30, 2020

by gareth October 28, 2003

Innocent cute bugs that are killed by sub-human faggots. If someone literally murdered a human because they were a slight inconvenience I bet these pieces of shit would be mad but they do the same thing to ants. All creatures are equal.
If you're one of faggots that kills ants on purpose just because you find them inconvenient, next time you feel like killing something, I highly suggest killing yourself instead of an ant. Ants matter more than animal abusers.
by I eat poop 69 May 11, 2022
