Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020

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Alden

the most perfect person in the entire world. they’re super funny, kinda dorky and unusually tall for their age. their smile can make your heart melt, their perfection. they might not be the best at communicating but you’ll get there eventually. they’ll always make you happy no matter what happens in your life. not to mention their attractiveness is insane, brown hair and bluish, greenish eyes, cute nose heart shaped lips (they’re always soft and plump) that you’ll always feel an urge to kiss and a smile that will make your heart throb. you’re insane if you don’t find an alden attractive. dating an alden is the best thing that could ever happen to you. their touch will always make you break out in goosebumps and their voice will still always give you butterflies, every kiss is magical.

guy 1: hey did you see alden today? he looks gorgeous

guy 2: yes ofc, he always looks gorgeous.

by kurt cocaine February 23, 2021

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Alden

Alden is a cool dude who's always been there for people no matter what <3 plus they're really cool, funny, and pretty awesome. dude is amazing and cool, and brusef can make people laugh no matter what. they're cool, like conan grey, and also really fashionable. loyal and will fight for you (APPRECIATE IT) so yeah. Have fun with them because it will be fun <3

Alden is my best friend, and a pretty amazing brushef.

by tebytoby<3 May 27, 2022

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