A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
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This person may seem like eveyone else but they are actrully very special. You will like them for thier personality and how they behive around (one or more) people.
This person may seem like eveyone else but they are actrully very special. You will like them for thier personality and how they behive around (one or more) people.
Anna, Lex, Molly, David offers to drive other club members. When you came back from the bathroom their cars are already full.
Head of club: "does anyone not have a ride?"
You: "em... me."
Alden: (who's driving his friends but no one knows if there are sets left) "You can join us!"
Head of club: "does anyone not have a ride?"
You: "em... me."
Alden: (who's driving his friends but no one knows if there are sets left) "You can join us!"
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