Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020

Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls

Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls

by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020

Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you

A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it

by my mommy pooped herself May 29, 2020

Alden

A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!

"who is that quite boy?"
"he is Alden..."

" nerd."
" he is still a good friend!"

by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020

Alden

He is a very nice person. He can be slightly rude when making jokes with friends, but in general he is a total cavalier/gentleman. He is ambivert.

Freind: "Out of all the cast and crew, who do you miss the most?"
You: "Definitely Alden!"

by cut the crap rn November 28, 2023

Alden

Badi of all

You're my favorite Alden!!!

by SunnysideAF November 23, 2021

Alden

He is a very nice person, legit friendly to everyone! Has manners that lots of people are careless about (eg: dining etiquettes) Is not extroverted but not that introverted either.

This person may seem like eveyone else but they are actrully very special. You will like them for thier personality and how they behive around (one or more) people.

Anna, Lex, Molly, David offers to drive other club members. When you came back from the bathroom their cars are already full.

Head of club: "does anyone not have a ride?"
You: "em... me."
Alden: (who's driving his friends but no one knows if there are sets left) "You can join us!"

by PBJ_FM_PC December 28, 2023