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Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
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Alden

Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
by Giunta April 12, 2024
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Alden

A grumpy and power abusing person. He's not friendly at all and keeps bulying others. Although he's a prefect, he still got Failed exam results everytime.
Alden Gan is living at Taman Pekaka
by Laosepi February 13, 2023
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Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls
Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls
by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020
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Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you
A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it
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Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.
Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!
by 123456789You are weird April 14, 2023
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Alden

A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!
"who is that quite boy?"
"he is Alden..."

" nerd."
" he is still a good friend!"
by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020
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