Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.
A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
Get the alternative affection mug.the type of affection passsed onto you from someone of the opposite sex who is either mentally insane, just plain weird, ugle or any combonation of the three.
person 1 " dude lidnsey was alll over me today"
person 2 " sounds like some unwanted affection...."
person 1 "uh yeah, shes missing three teeth and talks to herself"
person 2 " sounds like some unwanted affection...."
person 1 "uh yeah, shes missing three teeth and talks to herself"
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by howeverlongitgoeson January 14, 2010
Get the pointless affection mug.Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the aggravated affection mug.Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.
I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.
by QuacksO October 10, 2019
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