AFC Ajax

The toast of the Eerste Divisie. Incapable of competing in top-flight Dutch football, conference play, or even MLS 4. An embarrassment to Flemish-speakers everywhere.

My wife left me, I got fired from my job, my car broke down, and my children won't talk to me but at least I'm not AFC Ajax!

by TJAce December 13, 2023

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afc

Definition 1: Asian Food Channel
Definition 2: Away from Controller

aw man, johnny boy is afc

by iCruncher May 29, 2022

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AFC

Same definition as AFK (away from keyboard) but for console users, AFC (away from controller)

"Damn it, johns AFC again"

by SomethingBetterThanBronze August 26, 2017

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The superhero alias taken on by former NFL quarterback Tom Brady during the regular season from 2001 till he left the division in 2020. His opponents included such formidable foes as the Miami dolphins, Buffalo bills, and New York jets led by first ballot hall of famer’s such as Mark Sanchez, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Tyrod Taylor, and Ryan Tannehill.

Jim Nantes: and as Taylor takes a knee the New England patriots will fall to five and ten, meaning week 17 will be a win or go home game for the AFC Eastman against Miami if he wants to win he division and make it into the playoffs

Tony Romo: That’s Tom Brady for you, don’t you doubt Brady, O N L Y B R A D Y, he will always come up when it matters most, Miami is so fucked

by Bennious Doverious June 10, 2024

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AFC

An Average Frustrated Chump (AFC) is shorthand for the typical modern male. AFCs are just your average guy—someone who's usually had some success with “getting lucky” with women, and may even have had a few girlfriends throughout his life.

Ravi can't seem to get lucky again, I guess he has his mom. Forever an AFC.

by I Like Turtles 1234 May 15, 2020

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