by Sexylexiensam January 03, 2021
A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)
by Associate May 05, 2004
We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.
by The WL December 12, 2017
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
When you meet a lovely woman and you go on a nice long walk on a lovely seaside beach (as opposed to a landside one) and then you take her home, and have a lovely time.
"Yeah, I got frumpy and stumpy with Maria last night, and it got totally frumped and stumped" - Jesus
by geronie April 07, 2022
by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022