Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

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A poor job, especially in a educational context. A south-east Australian expression and common in Tasmania.

That teacher did a smithy.
That video was a bit of a smithy.

by Pattys boy August 17, 2022

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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

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Smithy

She only cares if you wear a mask. It doesn't let you drink water because the mask is down. is ranga. Doesn't let you photocopy your face. Doesn't at all let you smell hand sanitiser. Doesnt care about u only cares about covid.

"Grace pull up your mask or leave class?" Says smithy

by Abuskia May 23, 2022

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Smithy : A white with a monotone voice ; who lacks personality. When a Smithy retells a story he also says the N word with a hard R.

Smithy got too comfortable and said the N word with his African American acquaintances, he is disinvited from the cookout.

Look at that smithy, he’s a real jerk.

Listen to smithy, he sounds more monotone than Ben stein.

Don’t be a smithy.

by Inside peanut butter May 23, 2022

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