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Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks
"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick
by Bum_man July 17, 2021
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tramp-a-camping

When you camp on a trampoling. Great in Late Summer, when its warm in the evenings.
Katie Buckingham and I were tramp-a-camping on a late Augsust Night. :)
by Tharz April 25, 2009
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put a hump on a camels back

Phrase used to describe really strong gear.
Man, this shit really puts a hump on a camels back!
by nitram May 29, 2004
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waxing a camel

The shaving of a ladies intimate area.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.
Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
by Scott Bon February 5, 2008
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Pulling a Campbell

Sleeping through your plans and then waking up extremely disoriented and getting extreme fomo. Being extremely narcissistic and choosing to blame others for your own problems.
Stop pulling a Campbell and get your shit together.

God why do u guys always hang out without me!! *Invited her but she didn't respond so we assumed she didn't wanna go or was sleeping*

Because you were pulling a Campbell!
by Cindy636 March 12, 2017
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A Campbell

A penis, of which the size is below 1 inch.
Girl 1-'I saw my boyfriends dick for the first time last night'

Girl 2-'And?'

Girl 1-'It was very underwhelming. In fact, it was a campbell!'
by The true Wankenstein September 24, 2016
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A Campbell Face

Dude, that girl's body is slammin, but she got a Campbell face.
by Josh Sausage October 5, 2007
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