911 MASK 

The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.

The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.

911 MASK by MathPlus May 3, 2021

911 drama queen 

Person who calls 911 as a way to summon the police to resolve a minor dispute such as receiving the wrong order at a fast-food restaurant.

A woman in Florida proved herself to be a 911 drama queen when she called because McDonald's couldn't complete her order and apparently they wouldn't give her a refund.

Another 911 drama queen was upset because Burger King supposedly wouldn't let her have it her way but the dispatcher refused to send help.

911 drama queen by boratfan1 March 23, 2013

911 Slurpee

The act of mashing up a slew of drugs into a cup, adding water, and then drinking the disgusting liquid. The various highs produced from the different drugs may counter or intensify each other creating a fuck-ton of chaos inside the body. More than likely the person will have an insane high and die soon after drinking the liquid.

Allen was depressed on Thursday so he drank a 911 Slurpee and walked in the street screaming that he gave a blow job to a dolphin. Surprisingly he didn't die and the next day he questioned life.

911 Slurpee by 5+64 December 22, 2013

911 meat 

Military slang used primarily in the Iraqi - Afghanistan theaters to denote hostile individuals with known ties to violent Islamic Fundamentalist Groups. The term “meat” indicates the individual(s) have a date with Allah, regardless if they attempt to surrender or not and what is left of their bodies is best described as a slab of meat.

"Fire at will, if any of those assholes are recognizable as whale shit, we're doing it agian"

911 meat by Melvin Purvis July 3, 2005

911 yo face 

When a man and a women are having sex and at the moment of climax, the man pulls out, sits on the woman's face and defecates while ejaculating.

"Yo Dog, did you hear about how i 911'd on that hoe's face lastnight?"

"I'm about to 911 yo face biatch!"

911 yo face by 911masta94 June 21, 2008

911-NEEDPOOP! 

Servings: 3

Recipe for brain boosting poop:

1. Go to the toilet and put a large bowl right under your ass.
2. Get some pee and poop in the bowl and mix it with a spoon. (It should be rainbow colors)
3. Add a tablespoon of water and sugar.
4. Refrigerate for 20 minutes
5. All set! Serve with wter if too salty! (urine+poop is salty!!)

911-NEEDPOOP! is a great and easy to make food that takes almost no effort! It is very nutritious!

911-NEEDPOOP! by madzeeys October 20, 2020

911 Conspiracy Theory

Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.

Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?

911 Conspiracy Theory by dtfe September 12, 2017