This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.
by shomesomethin July 12, 2010
The number you 'metaphorically' call when requiring the energy, skill or courage to continue with the task at hand.
Smith: I can't make it to the pub tonight lads, I've gotta go home early
Kay: Dude, you need to call 1-800-Man-Up and get your ass to the boozer.
Kay: Dude, you need to call 1-800-Man-Up and get your ass to the boozer.
by TBV April 09, 2008
by leglicker69 September 14, 2020
They are the absolute weirdest human being on Wattpad but I really enjoy their comments they are interesting, funny, and weird... But that pfp and username Is very interesting but I would rate it best pfp and username of the year
by Kelly Klinch September 10, 2021
1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.
2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
by kadaeto January 13, 2011
Portability is key
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