The 3am Funnies

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.

"HAHAHAHA- its the 3am funnies!"
"Nooo! The 3am funnies!"

by Jedie September 18, 2022

3am

when your alone in your room all alone stuck with your thoughts so you sit in a chair and open up the curtains and play some music in the dark

oop its “3am” time to play some music

by 3aminmyroom November 21, 2021

3AM Time

when a girl/guy goes for a wank

Joe: “Its 3am time bro time for a wank”

by Tomas Birchead March 25, 2023

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

amungushappymeal[3am]gonerong

susy balls susy balls. im gay fuck me.

im gae to amungushappymeal3amgonerong

by shrek=drip August 28, 2021

3am Pancakes

The act of getting breakfast food in the early hours of the morning (usually with a significant other) and eating and talking in the parking lot

Gf: I can't come over tomorrow, I'm busy all day!
Bf: We should get 3am pancakes tonight so I get to see you

by DawnTillDusk June 23, 2017

3am twitter

The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.

"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"

by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019