October 29th

You get to throw your shortest friend

Its October 29th ima throw ____

by ur mom mom October 29, 2019

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Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*

by SucMyPussy October 29, 2019

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National fight your enforcers day

Counsellor: Hey enforcer its october 29th
Enforcer: Oh no
Counsellor: *fights enforcer*

by MadMash44 October 28, 2020

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A day where Darrius is worshiped by everyone. Whatever he says is fact.

Evan: It’s October 29th!
Darrius: You will give me 20k.

by Jamalal October 28, 2022

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Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.

“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”

by Anonymous Scorpio November 15, 2019

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October 29th is national internet day! Today is the day you can spend time on the internet and not bother with trying to get off.

Today is October 29th im gonna play minecraft all day!

by TheGirlWithAWord October 29, 2019

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October 29th 2020

Me: Hey friend do you want to Zoom with me?
Friend: No not really
Me: But it's October 29th 2020!
Friend: Ok yeah now I have to zoom with you

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